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Let's See you perform a full backflip in a 7000 pound boat.
Upvoted purely for the tag "pants shitting terror", got srs lols before I even clicked the link... =)


written by Asmo  | 1 week 2 days ago | CH
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Adam Lambert and media cowardice
>> ^Enzoblue:
I guess you have to ask yourself why this got censored. I mean really. Why do people find this more offensive than all the other stuff?


Redneck homophobia...

Ask that instead of banging your head against the wall like this guy. What is it about two men kissing in the context of high-end sexual perversion that repulses, when two women doing the same would cause the ratings would go up?


High end sexual perversion? Oh, you mean because two guys would end up anal fucking? You should really get out more, that's not high end sexual perversion my friend... 2 girls 1 cup ring any bells?


His incredulity is high because his logic fails. He's not accounting for all the factors, there's more to it than just a redneck hatred for gays.


So basically your entire 'debunk' is people object because the logical result of 2 guys kissing = teh buttsecks?

It says a lot about those people, they see two guys together and instantly visualise them banging away like a broken barnyard door. Might be because that's what they secretly want to see though... Bit of peaking out of the closet action? *grin*


written by Asmo  | 1 week 2 days ago | CH
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Mindblowing cigar-box juggler
Man those 4 people in the audience make a fuckload of noise...


written by Asmo  | 1 week 4 days ago | CH
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Republican Birther Posts Racist Billboard In Denver, Co
Funny story, Jesus was a Jew.

That means he probably looked a lot more like Obama than this, for example...

http://family.webshots.com/photo/2078986810012613295uGJBjq

All of which is kinda irrelevant, this kook is getting about 1 minute and 58 seconds more air time than he deserves. He really doesn't need more publicity.


written by Asmo  | 1 week 5 days ago | CH
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This preacher is going to burn in hell !
I think there is one important thing that the "vs" argument is missing here.

His message works equally well for people who believe and people who don't.

Be a better human being. If you happen to believe, then this will help you be a better *insert religion here*. If you're an aetheist, this will just help you be a better human being.

Where's the downside? A good example of this would be Fred Hollows (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Hollows), an aetheist doctor who dedicated his life to giving sight back to the people of the 2nd and 3rd world who would never normally have the chance. Being a better person doesn't mean you have to be religious, just better.

I usually disagree with religious types because of the dogma they cling to. I admire the tenets of Christ but his followers bring far too much baggage for me (and they tend to forget what their lord and saviour actually did in the story of his life). I admire this guy for his humanity. What he chooses to believe is up to him.


written by Asmo  | 1 week 6 days ago | CH
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Time Lapse Visualization of US Unemployment
>> ^NobleOne:
Whoa Whoa but I love walmart and all the china made stuff.....are you telling me there are consequences to continuously buying stuff not made in our own country?


My wife and I recently bought a pair of La-z-boy's over here in Australia. They're 'assembled' in China. When one of the most iconic symbols of western decadence is produced in China, it's a hint and a half for your ass...


written by Asmo  | 2 weeks ago | CH
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The ELVIS Diet, 2 Fools Gold sandwhiches.. What is one ?
*downunder

This is an Aussie show ; )


written by Asmo  | 2 weeks 1 day ago | CH
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The Lion Sleeps Tonight - with Scantily Clad Women
The original

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E8xMcXmI9E

So one's a hippo, ones a dog... Takes the degradation to a whole new level... ; )


written by Asmo  | 2 weeks 1 day ago | CH
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Time Traveling Delorean Mod!
>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
This is heavy!


Great scott!!!


written by Asmo  | 2 weeks 1 day ago | CH
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Cancer Breakthrough. Believe It.
I've heard it all so far.

Carbon nanotubes genetically marked to target cancer cells which, once bonded, are heated by IR radiation which causes the cells to die.

A cheap industrial chemical easily manufactured when dosed in to cancer cells causes them to reactivate the genetic 'flag' which causes the bodies immune system to destroy them.

etc etc

These annoucements are, sad to say, a dime a dozen. Until the theory and promising animal trials convert to successful human trials, we are stuck with what we currently have.

Which sucks, I'd like to know where some of these promising treatments ended up. Funny how all mention of them tends to disappear weeks after they make it on to a news show...


written by Asmo  | 2 weeks 2 days ago | CH
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Girl vs. Closet
/boom headshot


written by Asmo  | 3 weeks 1 day ago | CH
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